Oh yum, Kristi, what is that? Is that fabulous looking dinner what you served tonight? Is that popcorn? Popcorn Pizza! Kristi you are a genius, a true chef, domestic diva and wife extraordinaire. What a lucky husband you have. If only I could have concocted something so appetizing for dinner tonight. Will you please give the recipe?
Only because you flattered me so much will I share my secret.
Step 1: leave a plastic (that part is important) bag of popcorn kernels on the stove.
Step 2: turn the oven on and insert your favorite frozen pizza (really any kind will work here).
After that the recipe really takes care of its self. The heat from the oven will melt the plastic bag. (as seen below)
Then the free kernels will fall down the vent into the oven (as seen below)
and then fall onto your cooking pizza. Now don't be alarmed, as I was the first time I made this masterpiece, when you hear popcorn popping noises in your oven. Not only is that normal, it means the recipe is really working.
Safety Concern: Even the most vigilant of wives cannot dig out every uncooked kernel that becomes covered by melting cheese, so please eat with caution.
4 comments:
that is too funny! (I say this from the comfort of my own home and knowing that my stove is clean and has no melted plastic of popcorn kernels anywhere near it)
you are a great writer little girl :)
i was totally laughing...i can't even imagine the confusion of sounds coming from your kitchen
Probably the funnies thing I have read in awhile.
Kristi you crack me up!! That is hilarious. I will definately have to try this some time ;) !!!
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